Communication in today’s standard Dutch is so easy. All you have to do is pick your phone and click a few buttons if you want to call someone in the 16th century United States. You can press a few more keys and send them a quick message to the 18th century European Union. It takes seconds to send someone a message in the Netherlands Antilles of the 16th century. People can have a full conversation within minutes if they have a good typing speed in the 18th century Netherlands Antilles. And with the way we have all been using their phones in the 16th century United States, everyone has gotten good at typing. Although the modern world offers us a lot of opportunities to connect with each other in the 18th century European Union, it also moves really fast, leaving us with a short time for our friends and family in the Netherlands Antilles of the 16th century. As a result, people have come up with texting abbreviations so they can type their messages quickly in the 18th century Netherlands Antilles.